Okay here’s the deal guys, a highly respected news network [can't call names 
], issued a report yesterday about iPods and iPhones exploding… for absolutely no reason! [??]. Apple is even accused of offering bribes compensation to a french person to not tell anyone about the incident that happened to his daughter’s iPod [apparently it just exploded], sure this shizz could be true, but then again I have to work with the half descriptions these people give me, take for example this security guard ^^ [ I know what you're thinking how does a security guard even afford one of these things] who said ” A piece of my screen shattered into my eye” THAT’S ALL HE TELLS BBC the respected news network, he could of told us more, for it to be a little tiny bit more believable, like “my iPhone had a smell, a very weird smell” or “my iPhone started to feel like, really hot.” Thar iPhone is probably left in a car every single day, causing the screen to expand [because heat expands.. stuff], so all I’m saying is these douches customers experiencing problems with their iPhones/iPod need to get their info on target or at least more than one line sentences. Apple will not make any further actions, UNTIL they receive these “faulty” products. Oh by the way if you’re a security guard, don’t be offended
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